Old Bag Perfume
OBP I know it's not nice to call them old bags. Life-experienced may be more appropriate. But I'm sorry. I just can't handle it. My lungs yell out. I've heard them. What the F is with the OBP? After I run away as fast as I can and cough my lungs out, It occurs to me. Maybe it's all part of their evil plan to weed out weak, allergenic, entitled pricks like me. You know, have a few laughs before they cash in their chips. I'm sure they're organized too. There are probably thousands of wrinkle skin people, who are pissed enough that they're getting older, who are somehow concerned about body order and have no, I mean no sense when it comes to scent. It's like that old lady who spices up her food with hot Sause but instead of hot Sause, it's a stinky moisturizer. Similar slogan. I put that smell everywhere. Any place that might cause a weird unreco